Randomness V.1.0 : World's Weirdest Office

Tuesday, November 08, 2016


Hi friends, today's my first Randomness so I am a little bit nervous but let's do it. So, today's Randomness is world's weirdest office. You must have been thinking what it is, first of all let me tell you something. I love movies. I love watching all kind of movies romantic, thriller, fantasy, sci-fi, comedy, animation etc. I am a big fan of Rajesh Khanna, Akshay Kumar, Tom Cruise, Dwayne Johnson, Shruti Hassan, Jason Statham and the list is long. (If you wanna tell me about your favorites you can do so in the comments). When I was little, I used to watch movies and don't even remembered their names but, when I grew up I came to know about the weirdest office in the world guess what... BOX OFFICE
(I know you didn't expect that, maybe you expected Microsoft or Apple or Google, but, believe me that's the weirdest office in the whole world)
What is Box Office man, what does it means. Let's see what it LITERALLY means (I Googled the meanings so they are officially correct).
Box: a container with flat base and sides, typically square or rectangle having a lid.
Office: a room, set of rooms, or building used as a place of business for non-manual work.
Combining them together, movies are the employees who do non-manual work in a building (the cinema hall) which is a box???
What the hell is this? How can you name something so weird? If Box Office was a child he must take have taken his moms and dads to the court for name changing. And how the hell can some people decide if a certain movie performed well or not at "The BOX OFFICE"? I have watched a hundred movies which were awesome but, they didn't perform well at the BO. 
I still don't understand how the so called CRITICS know whether the movie is a hit or a flop? Do they ask each and every people, "Hey buddy, did you like the movie coz I am a critic and I wanna review how this movie performed at the BO..? and the person who the CRITIC questioned be like, "What!! He is a critic, he looks like some kind of pickpockets. I am not going to answer him." And the man walks away then the CRITIC thinks, "He didn't answered me, that means he didn't like the movie." Somebody just tell him that the man didn't like you, dumb head.
I mean no offense for the critics out there but, have you ever thought that we know people who certifies the film, we know the people who make films, we know the people who act in the films then why don't we know the critics. I don't know any of the critics who reviews the movie. Even the newspaper never publish their names, like we are some kind of zombies and we are going to eat them if their name got disclosed.
Now, if you don't think that this "BOX OFFICE" is weird then let me know why you think that. Because I cannot find a single reason to think that BOX OFFICEs are not weird. According to me movies are not hit or flop they are just good or bad. Don't believe on these so called CRITICS (that's my advise, you can believe if you want to) but, I never found their reviews helpful. We watch movies to enjoy not to think about some awkward economy related with the movie. So, I just chill out and I watch every movie I like and I never ever believe the CRITICS because I don't know who they ARE, I don't even know their NAME. But, if I ever got involved in a phone conversation with them I will say, "I don't know who you are or what you want. But, I will find you and I WILL KILL you."
Thanks for reading.
Have a great day.
SYOT.

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1 comments

  1. very true . Even i dont understand the concept of the so called 'critics' and ofcourse the world's wierdest office ' box office'

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